Thomas is:
Thomas Farley

Height: 5'11.5

Hair: S&P

Eyes: Hazel

First record bought: Billy Joel - Glass Houses

First concert: Rush - Signals Tour (3rd Row baby)

Stuff I like: Strangers that call me "Buddy" or "Pal", sea chanties, stereotypes, your winter squashes, eavesdropping, preposterous conspiracy theories, potheads that justify everything by saying things like "George Washington's teeth were made of hemp.", your pity, certain cheeses.

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