Dr. Rock is:
Dennis DiClaudio

Height: 5'5" (almost)

Hair: dark brown, thinning

Eyes: brown, near-sighted

First record bought: PINK FLOYD, "The Wall" (because my mom bought me a Pink Floyd jersey, and I figured I should know some of their stuff, ya know?)

First concert: Cyndi Lauper (Yes, Cyndi Lauper)

Stuff I like: writing cover letters, drinking, quitting smoking, obsessing, ignoring the phone, not paying back student loans, thinking about the future, sighing.

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