Marty is:
Marty Smith

Height: 5'9"

Hair: fleshtone

Eyes:

First record bought: Pat Benatar, Crimes of Passion

First concert: Stray Cats

Stuff I like: Smoking, impersonating a sea sponge, failing to understand why people get mad at me for publicly humiliating them. What? What'd I do?!

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Website: martysmith.com

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