Franky Pelvis is:
Frank Pelvis

Height: 5'9 AND 3 QUARTERS!

Hair: Brown.. or Black sometimes

Eyes: green

First record bought: Born to Run

First concert: Lisa Lisa or something similarly awful

Stuff I like: rock, jumping thru glass windows, walking tightropes made of razorblades!

eMail:

Website: frankypelvis.com

KP Articles:

iPod TNG
The Case of the Fucked Up Fan Club
The Case of the Sex-Ed Screw Up
How I Learned to Start Worrying and Hate Everyone
Tattoo You
I.M. What I.M. (Womb Raider)
The Truth about Bush
The Truth about Nader
Someone get Ice-T on the phone!
Mid-Season 24 Predictions
ROAD HOUSE the Play
Predictions for the Third Season of 24

MOSTLY...
6, 5, 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1.

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