Johnny Misfortune is:
Alf Loaskin

Height: 3 and 1/2 cubits. Or 5'10"

Hair: Rapidly receding

Eyes: brown

First record bought: I don't believe in buying records. However, I did once kick a kid in the nuts on the playground in the 3rd grade and steal his "Boston" album. (Wasn't it ironic, then, that that self-same kid took up weight-lifting, boxing and crime and became my first cellmate in my first stay in the county correctional institute years later? Ironic? No. It was painful.)

First concert: Cheap Trick, Krokus and Saxon. At Rib Mountain Motor Speedway near beautiful Wausau, Wisconsin. The wellspring of my continuning love affair with Wausau Wisconsin, motor sports and really cheap weed.

Stuff I like: Wausau Wisconsin, motor sports and really cheap weed.

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Website: johnnymisfortune.blogspot.com

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