Mr. Toast is:
Alex Kretchmer

Height: 5' 9"

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Same, ass

First record bought: Bryan Adams, "Reckless". Quit pointing at me.

First concert: U2. Edge gave me a tootsie pop.

Stuff I like: Peas.

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Website: www.crappycelebrity.com

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