Dear kittenpants:
why are you such a birthday whore?

Also please be my website advisor as your site is the best site that there ever was, except for the pokemon site and the costco site and of course office depot. I'll send you candy.

Sally

Dear Sally:
I could ask you the same question, as your birthday steals my thunder by being first (EVERY YEAR!).

I like your website.

Remember: takes one to know one.
xo,
kittenpants