Dear kittenpants:
Sorry this article is so short, I'm at the library an I've only got 22 minutes left.

So, my article is about my upcoming CD. It is going to be EXTRA FABULOUS!! I haven't recorded any of the songs yet, but I've been practicing everyday and this undertaking is the most anticipated since "WATERMELON RELISH". In case some of you have not heard of me, I forgive you. YOU ARE NOT ALONE, IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT. I am West Coast, straight outa Compton, yo! Just Kidding! I am really from GRANITE FALLS WASHINGTON. That is where they filmed RAMBO I, FIRST BLOOD. There are a lot of Nam Vets here. Especially on Karaoke Night at the White Horse. Anyway, about my CD. It is going to be really super. I broke a couple strings showing off for guests the other night, but this is just a minor setback. Yes, I play all of the instruments, drums mostly. in fact the reviews will probably say "TOO DRUM HEAVY" unless it was written by a girl, every girl I know loves to dance, and my upcoming CD will be especially catered to girls (and others) who really like to dance. The title of this (soon to be) masterpiece is "RELEASED", thats the working-title for now.

7 minutes left!!!!

I'll keep everyone posted, in the meantime remember: SAINT WESLY LOVES YOU!

i love you, please publish this or i will die

wesly willis

Dear wesly willis:
Seriously, who wrote this?

I love you, too.
xo,
kittenpants