Dear kittenpants

Dear kittenpants:
Dear Kitty...pants...why not puppyknickers? But anyway, I read that turtles breathe through their ass... and im not tlkin bout farting... is this true? If so wouldn't they have bad breath then?

curious

Dear curious:
The best friend character in the movie D.A.R.Y.L. is named "Turtle". So is the best friend character in the movie "North Shore". My best friend breathes through her mouth. SO I guess that adds up to "no" pretty much any way you look at it.

Stay loose, Haoli.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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