Dear kittenpants:
i have a massive problem and i know that you can help. When ever i go to the toilet and sit on the seat, i always manage it get it everywhere. even the walls!! (it has been known) As you can imagine if the toilet im using, isnt at my house, it can be very embarrassin and causes me to lose friends, very quickly not to mention the approval of their mothers. Please help me, is there something wrong with me? please reply quickly before i run out of friends and flush my head down the toilet.

love shannon

Dear shannon:
Why does everyone write me with bathroom news?

Diapers?

All the best.

xo, kittenpants