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Dear kittenpants:
I'm not sure, no here let me-let me type it out.

*sips coke*

what the hell hahahaa. i like your emo hat.

"its a hardcore hat, thanks though"

this is a lovely conversation and we havnt even included kittenpants.

what?

*other people talk*

haha. yesterday... i cried

"pussy"

I DID I'M NOT JOKING! IT SUCKED. dont capitalize that, it doesnt sound right

"how do you spell...CA-PA-TI..."

C-A-P-I-T-A-L-I-Z-E

"stop stop youre talking too fast im still typing out "capitalize"

thats the wrong "too" go back and change it

"i already did"

Dear person or persons:
I'm not even sure you need me in there.

There is no Dana, only Zool.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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