Dear kittenpants:
How do you know if you are a stalker? Is it only stalking if you hide in someone's bushes with binoculars or follow them home from the laundromat? Help!!

Suddenly Susan

Dear Suddenly Susan:
"Stalker" is such a negative term. I mean, wearing a disguise, following someone home, watching him interact with friends and loved ones, while masturbating in an alley across the street - well, that's all just part of "getting to know someone".

Don't get caught.
xoxo,
kittenpants

P.S. That wasn't you on my fire escape last night, right?