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Dear kittenpants:
Can I have a job? I am funny-smart while everyone else is trying to be smart-funny. For instance.... einstein-farts. But I would go farts-einstein. So go to www.sneeb.com

Lance

Dear Lance:
My initial reaction was to say "yes" right away, based on that whole "einstein" thing. Then among the first 25 words I read on your website, "vagina skinflaps" were two of them.

So, no.

xoxo,
kittenpants

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