Dear kittenpants:
This is the first time I've ever had to ask this question: why am I not the center of your online universe? Each day this crime continues to stab at my insides like a sharp knife or sharpened pair of scissors or Deluxe Sharpety-Sharp-Sharp 2000.

With that on your conscience, I sincerely hope you can sleep at night, and even during the day occasionally.

Todd

Dear Todd:
Let me answer your question with questions of my own.

1. Who's to say you AREN'T the center of my online universe? If your name ("Todd") is some sort of code word for "Keith Gordon", then it's very possible that you are.  Think about it.

2. Who says I have a conscience?

3. Do you know where I can get the Deluxe   Sharpety-Sharp-Sharp 2000? My '98 model just isn't cuttin' it for me.

That was a pun, wasn't it...

FUCK!!!

Well, even so, I can assure you I have no trouble sleeping at all--at night, all day, while driving--piece of cake.

You're neat.
xoxo,
kittenpants