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Dear kittenpants:
Hi again, I have two questions for u...me and my mates have been arguing over them.

  1. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

  2. If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?!?

thx,
Shannon

Dear Shannon:

  1. Sheep are tougher than they look.

  2. Turtles and sheep have a symbiotic relationship. so they are taken care of either way.

Breakin science with defiance.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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