Dear kittenpants:
Do people really pee themselves by laughing too hard?

I'd like to know, because I think I did it last night. Should I be ashamed of this, or holler it out on the rooftops for all of the city to hear?

sincerly,
Pepe N. Meeh

Pepe:
Yes, it is possible to pee yourself laughing. Generally it happens to small children or the elderly. Which are you?

What made you laugh? A funny joke? Also, what do you mean you "think" you did it last night?

Anyway, nothing to be ashamed of, but "hollering" it across the rooftops may disturb the neighbors. I would remember that joke and tell it at parties, making sure to warn the small children and elderly.

I hope you had extra panties. I carry a pair around, for just such an occasion.
xoxo,
kittenpants