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Dear kittenpants:
I am bored at work and my roommate IM'ed me your website. Nice. Unfortunately, I am sick of the web. Can you give me any other ideas for entertainment in the office, without leaving my cubicle?

Avocado Sammich

Dear Avocado Sammich:
When I worked in a cubicle, I used to pass the time by carefully plotting the gruesome deaths of all who put me there. Then I realized it was my fault, and just quit.

Now I have a fun page-a-day calendar at my desk.

Something to think about?
xoxo,
kittenpants

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