Dear kittenpants

Dear kittenpants:
Am I stupid? why do I hate myself?

Mike

Dear Mike:
You are the smartest person in the world. You are the sun and the moon. You are the rivers and the trees. You are the fanciest dancer of all time.

People love you because you are cool. You should definitely not hate yourself, you ignorant, self-centered, skinny bastard.

And I mean that in the best way posible.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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