Dear kittenpants:
I am traumatised because my mother forces me to wear dresses. I am a male kitten and I want to wear pants too!!!!!

Please help me, send me a t-shirt and a whip.

Lots of Love and Kitten licks,
Kittenman

Dear Kittenman:
That sounds hot. You're like Julie Newmar and David Bowie, all rolled into one. Glam-tastic.

Meet me by the docks for the t-shirt?

B.Y.O. Whip.
xoxo,
kittenpants