Dear kittenpants:
My fiancee works with this guy who is bi-sexual. I don't think his sexual fence-sitting is any big deal, but today I received some rather hilarious news from my intended. It would seem the bi-guy's boyfriend gets all geeked out because his boyfriend thinks I'm a hot potato and wants to dip into the warm pink waters of the lady lake. Now he is forbidden to come to our house. I am tempted to drive to their house naked in the wee hours, ring the bell, and ask to borrow a cup-o-noodles.

Would it be proper etiquette to bring a small gift for the host?

Yam

Dear Yam:
Yes, a small gift would be a good idea. Perhaps a bottle of wine, some French-Canadian porn, and some stationery, pre-printed with the words "Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me...

Lay, lady, lay.
xoxo,
kittenpants