Dear kittenpants:
I just read your screed on Black Table and I need to tell you that I LOVE YOU!!! I can hear every sound in the theatre (right inside my ears, get out of my ears you morons!) and I pay for an experience which does not involve other people unless one is silently (or almost silently) warming me up.

Mark S.

Dear Mark:
You like being able to hear movies and receiving oral sex??! OMIGOD! It's like we were made for each other.

Let's get married and not have babies together.
xoxo,
kittenpants