Dear Uncle Sloppy:
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8? Why haven't they remedied this yet? And why am i asking this? I don't even eat hot dogs.

monstergirly

Dear Monstergirly:
The answer is as plain as the fucking nose on your face. Here's what you do:

1. Take an 8-pack of "buns" and throw away 6 of them, leaving you with 2 buns.
2. Take your 10-pack of hot dogs and insert 5 hot dogs into each of your 2 buns.
3. Eat those fuckers.

Love,
Uncle Sloppy