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Dear kittenpants:
When I saw your site, I thought of an idea I had for the port-o-potty brand "Honey Bucket." When your enter the door of a "honeybucket", a super sweet voice, like the pillsbury dough-boy, would say, "honeybucket, ha ha ha ha." Thanks.

adam

Dear adam:
1. I'm glad my site instantly brought "taking a dump" to mind. What a great testimonial that is!

2. I used to be in a band called "Honeypot". Well, by "band" I mean, "me" and by "used to be in" I mean "I made it up and never performed once." But I still think it's a real awesome coincidence.

3. If I were you, I'd call the patent office, or try to get a job in Honey Bucket marketing.

Ha ha ha ha...
xoxo,
kittenpants

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