Dear kittenpants:
Why does my friends Shadi and Lara sing loudly and annoyingly? Should stick a sock in their gob?

Kittenpants Lova

Dear Kittenpants Lova:
Um...

I say don't get mad, get even. When I want to be loud and annoying, I do the following:

1. Put on Madonna's Immaculate Collection
2. Play along with every song on the recorder

Works every time.

Not that I'm untalented on the recorder; I've gotten quite proficient. But in this case, it makes ears bleed and brains swell. Try it! You'll see!

Don't stick socks where they don't belong.
xo,
kittenpants