Dear kittenpants:
I have a huge crush on that fucking beautiful hulk of a man, G.I. Joe. The only problem is that bitch Scarlett with her "fuck me" boots and sex kitten eyes.

Is there any room for an attractive and intelligent girl with a hot-ass bod anymore?

Lady J

Dear Lady J:
Probably not.

Stay in school!.
xoxo,
kittenpants