Dear kittenpants

Dear kittenpants:
Recently i found myself after watching the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, pretending to be the character of Franklin as I found his voice and behaviour very amusing. However now I think I'm turning into him. Every time I talk to my family I have a strange Texan accent and have recently found it hard to walk (Franklin is in a wheelchair). What can I do? Franklin is taking over my charcater! Help!

Franklin

Dear Franklin:
It's so weird. Every time I speak to MY family I get a strange Texan accent. For me, it's because they are Texan. Do you think that may be your problem?

The walking thing can probably be explained by all the drugs.

Stay away from power tools.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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