Dear kittenpants:
I've got really bad eyes, so I wear glasses. My mom and her rich husband want me to get an operation to fix me eyes.

It seems like a reasonable thing to do, and it's pretty safe, but there are times when I quite enjoy being able to take off my glasses. Everything becomes blurred and I kind of space out, and I find it much easier to ignore the harsh realities and ridiculous people that surround me. Am I just being silly?

Coe

Dear Coe:
Perhaps you should have the operation. It will mean no more losing your glasses, and your improved vision will be well worth it.

If you still want to have blurred visions, may I recommend peyote?