Dear kittenpants

Dear kittenpants:
Dear kittenpants, why do all of your answers have to contain some kind of reference to some kind of sex act? We're trying to run a clean internet here, dammit! Think of the goddamn fucking children, asshole!

Signed,
Easily distra- ooh! Shiny!

Dear Easily distracted (?):
My answers imitate their respective questions, just as life imitates art, and Eddie Murphy imitates a white guy, imitating Eddie Murphy, imitating Mr. T. Now that is some funny shit.

I quote Franky Pelvis:

Why is it so easy for an 8-year-old to get laid on the internet, and so hard for me?

Kids lay the darnedest things.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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