Dear kittenpants:
I noticed that there are alot of hidden messages in Disney movies. Aladdin, The Lion King and the list goes on and on. However, the past few movies Disney has released have been so boring and dull that no sane adult could bare to watch any of them all the way through. Has Disney made a conscious effort to make lamer movies in an attempt to brainwash our children with subliminal messages without our knowledge?

Matt C.

Dear Matt C.:

There are a lot of hidden messages in most movies. For example, I HEART HUCKABEES subtly informed us that Talia Shire is Jason Schwartzman's mom. THE PASSION OF CHRIST had some hidden themes of Christianity in it somewhere, and TRIUMPH OF THE WILL has a secret message of "blondes have more fun".

This is especially true in Disney movies. SNOW WHITE was sponsored by the candy companies to undermine the apple industry; LADY AND THE TRAMP is a blatant attack on my split personality disorder.

That is why you should only watch movies about sad robots.

See you at the theater!
xoxo,
kittenpants