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Dear kittenpants:
I am interested in your miniature women shoe candy.

Sandra

Dear Sandra:
I don't know if you found the wrong site, or if this is a confusing joke. But I sold out of my miniature women shoe candy months ago...

I hope your miniature women candy have warm socks.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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