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Dear kittenpants:
If a girl is a hemopheliac, will she bleed to death when she gets her first period?

Handicap Jack

Dear Handicap Jack:
While this question is a major concern among hillbillies and stoned teenage boys, I have to advise that you shut the fuck up.

Seriously.

Love you.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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