Dear kittenpants:
Justine Bateman was on Blind Date last night touting her clothes line.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Family Ties
Family Ties who?
Family Ties my shoes together so I fall down.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Matlock
Matlock who?
Matlock likes hotdogs. So should you.

Ding Dong.
Who's There?
Tim Robbins.
Oh.

Love,
Corn Mo

Dear Corn Mo:
I like you.

Keep on rockin' in the free world.
xoxo,
kittenpants