Dear kittenpants:
Why Can I Only Ask Four Of The "Staffers" Questions? Do The Other "Staffers" Not Have Opinions? Are You Afraid Of the Other "Staffers'" Truth? Do You Like The Song "No Diggity" By "Black Street"?

No, I Didn't Think So.

Branny

Dear Branny:
Would You Let Your Part-Time Help, Or "Temps" As Some People Call Them, Read And Answer Your Mail?

I Am Afraid Of No Truths. Anyone Who Wants To Write To Any Staff Members May Do So, Care Of Kittenpants, And I Will Gladly Pass It Along.

Why Must You Capitalize So?

I Fucking Love "No Diggity".

I Like The Way You Work It,
kittenpants