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Dear kittenpants:
The people who write questions here and the answers you give back are really funny. You should be a comedian. Maybe not. Anyways... I adore you. I like pie. Especially Cherry and blueberry. Which kind is your favorite?

Your Adorer

Dear My Adorer:
Thanks? I tried stand up "comedy" three times. One time good; two times bad. According to the rules of the universe, I must never try again.

Peach cobbler is pretty good.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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