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Dear kittenpants:
I'd like to know what the deal is with Tom Cuize(sp?) and this scientology thing. Do you approve, kittenpants?

theresa

Dear theresa:
Tom Cruise is, from my understanding, a very genuinely nice person. Having said that, the dude is crazy. Like, manic. Apparently it is Katie Holmes that sends him over the edge, not Scientology. But from the amount of couch-jumping I saw it might as easily be a slice of banana bread or a Black Sabbath ringtone that triggers it. Doesn't matter. When it happens, just plant yourself firmly on the couch and watch the magic scary fireworks happen.

I approve of everything except your spelling.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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