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Dear kittenpants:
Are you working on getting an interview with Mr. [Keith] Gordon? That would be so cool! He is so underappreciated, he doesn't get any respect. I wonder why he wasn't nominated for anything by anybody for his awesome portrayal of the parentally tormented collegiate diver, Jason Melon, in the timeless classic (featuring Oingo Boingo), BACK TO SCHOOL?

Jynx the Cat

Dear Jynx:
If by "working on" you mean "daydreaming about" then, yes. Why was he overlooked for his role in BACK TO SCHOOL? Two words: Robert Downey. Okay, one more word: Junior. RDJ stole his thunder, which is also why James Spader was never nominated for TUFF TURF.

I think I've lost my mind.

xoxo,
kittenpants

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