CALLING ALL JUNKIES!
Those of you wondering where the H-E-Double-Hockeysticks I've been lately, know that I have not fallen into a well, or out of the reach of my WiFi connection. I've been traveling, mostly. But I've also been working to bring you yet another chapter in the best selling book of internet ass-kicking called JUNKINESS.

JUNKINESS is a new blog launched by myself and a few partners in bullshit that is committed to bringing you the news, gossip, and inappropriate jokes you need every morning. It's your daily dose of "What the fuck?!" and it's coming to your house with a loaded shotgun full of "Holy shit!" aimed right at your face. Here's a recent post:

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Scottsdale Refuses to Eat Out
Somehow Scottsdale, AZ made the news when "nearly half a dozen people" complained about the opening of a Mexican restaurant called the Pink Taco. For the non mathletes out there, that means four or five people complained. In the whole town. Where I live, that's called a minority, and we all know how stupid minorities are.

Anyway, this lynch mob is opposed to the restaurant's name because it is clearly a reference to a vagina. And eating a vagina is by no means acceptable to four or five Scottsdaliens. Other businesses that have suffered their wrath:

The Catcher's Mitt (sports bar)
The Cod Canal (seafood restaurant)
The Front Butt (tobacco outlet)
Gettin' Some Trim (hair salon)
Come Sit on My Cooch (furniture store)
Balogna Curtains (drape store founded by actor Joseph Balogna)
Cum Dumpster International Airport

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