Scott,
I caught your recent essay "Jodie Foster: Unfit for Commencement" while researching the use of the phrase "culture of victimhood" by semi-literate right wing dipshits. I have a question for you: Is it difficult for a man with a completely empty head to find a hat? Your chief criticism of Ms. Foster is that her speech is likely to be about "half-baked social theories about the plight of women." I read the rest of your essay (a task that, speaking generously, was comparable to shitting out molten lava peppered with rusty razor blades) in search of a more substantive argument against Foster, but apparently that was it. You don't want other young gents like yourself to hear about all that "chick shit."

The fact that Jodie Foster graduated magna cum laude from Yale at a time when she was already one of the most successful and acclaimed actresses in the world* isn't enough of a qualification for you. Perhaps you are upset that, at age 17, Jodie Foster was already so beautiful and captivating that she wordlessly convinced some lunatic to try and kill your hero Ronald Reagan (years later she succeeded after conspiring with the dreaded Pneumonia). Or maybe you're angered that she made that film "The Accused" which painted frat boy rapists like your Wharton buddies in a bad light.

Whatever the reason, you consider the choice of Foster as Penn's commencement speaker to be clear evidence of the "Culture of Victimhood" taking over Ivy League universities. You fear that the vile subhuman negroes; women; and even, god forbid, negro women have already begun to displace wealthy white christian boys whose heavily highlighted copies of "The Bell Curve" stand as proof of their genetic superiority. The ultimate effect being that "the Culture of Victimhood" will ascend and that the next generation of victims will be rich white assholes like yourself. I can already imagine the fucked up distopian future twenty years from today where a Latina transsexual anarchist dwarf will complain that Scott Robinson's commencement address at Penn is a sign of "The Culture of Victimhood". Or perhaps Retardhood...

Constant Vigilance,
Franky Pelvis

*A time when you were no doubt still shitting your Huggies disposable environmentally unfriendly diapers.

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Franky Pelvis
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