Apparently Size Really Doesn't Matter

Today I innocently clicked on this MSN "news" link, "5 Reasons Why You're Still Single," and the following list appeared:

1. Let's face it: not that attractive.

2. Currently unemployed and live with your mom.

3. Being able to quote Short Circuit not a big selling point.

4. The Herpes.

5. Could use a haircut.

All along I had been blaming my penis. I guess Johnny Five doesn't need more input after all.

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