I got text'd
Another chapter in the book of text messages I've received from Coach

Do you read Marmaduke before or after Jumble?
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"Seasonal Depression" was written in icing on my cookie cake.
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Taos, New Mexico (1981): Pulled long Indian hair out of mouth after bite of Pueblo fry bread. Nausea ensues.
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It is impossible to write a successful text message using the words "Natchez Trace" and "Riki-Tiki-Tavi."
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I am outside of Gainesville, Texas, where the "Woolf Den" offers "internet cafe, tanning and dining."
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"They pressed my diamonds against my wrist!" --Zsa Zsa Gabor, after her 1991 arrest.
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Shirtless + Sword = My future.

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Coach
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