The 2005 Yoplait Review
What would happen if we let the Yoplait commercial girls review everything?

Gang of Four Reunion Tour
	It's like never-having-to-listen-to-Ani-DiFranco-again good.
	Finding-out-you're-not-pregnant good.
	Winning-the-lottery-and-using-the-money-to-send-Madonna-into-space good.
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March of the Penguins
	Punching-your-boss-in-the-face good.
	Dating-Stevie-Wonder-so-he-can't-tell-how-fat-your-ass-looks-in-those-jeans-good.
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The Xbox 360
	Not-wanting-to-cut-myself-anymore good.
	The-guy-you-brought-home-giving-you-his-actual-name good.
	Harvey-Keitel-in-Monkey-Trouble good.
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National Treasure Collector's Edition DVD
	A roundhouse-kick-to-the-face-from-Chuck-Norris good.
	It's Peanut-Butter-Jelly-Time good.
	Turning-the-channel-before-that-toe-fungus-commercial good.
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Don't Get Too Comfortable by David Rakoff
	Watching-you-through-the-closet-door good.
	Realizing-God-is-dead-and-sin-is-fun good.
	Fingering-your-dead-cat's-asshole-and-finding-that-Burger-King-wrapper-you-thought-you-lost good.
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50 Cent: Bulletproof for PS2
	Finding-a-treasure-map-on-the-back-of-the-Declaration-of-Independence good.
	Eating-so-much-yogurt-your-urine-is-solid-white good.

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That's real good!

Kittenpants. Thanks to Kevin B for the PBJ link.
Feel free to submit your own links/comments.

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