Mad About Cracked
I was really excited when I heard Cracked Magazine was back. There was a time when I couldn't wait to get the next issue off the rack--I mean, I was 7, so I didn't have a lot else to look forward to, but still...

But as I'm checking out their web content, I'm less excited and a little concerned. The videos are great, but have already made the rounds on the web - some more than a year ago. And who is giving the green light to "Elian Gonzales blog?" Are you kidding me? What's next: Joey Buttafuoco's blog? How about Baby Jessica's blog?

9:00 am: I know what you're thinking: I'm in a well, I'm a baby, the internet hasn't even been invented. How could I possibly be blogging? And yet here I am. God it's hard to type down here.

9:15 am: Waaaaahhhhh!!

9:30 am: All these people here to save me and none of them can give my dad a haircut? Jesus Christ!

9:45 am: "... Cause maybe I LIKE being in a well... Yeah? FUCK YOU, Mom!!"

I'm just saying... don't blow what could be a good thing, Cracked.

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