Porno Comes True
Need some work on your laptop? So does "Ray Digerati." He'll fix your computer in exchange for sexual favors.

"It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage."

"Here I've been giving out free blowjobs when all along I could've been getting my computer fixed for it."

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Thanks, Matt.
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