iPod TNG

"LOST would look pretty sweet on a 1" screen."

What's next? Here are our suggestions.

iPod Record Player
It's so retro! A tiny iPod with a needle allows you to play all your old vinyl on-the-go! Available attachments: six woofers, four tweeters, mixer, and pre-amp.

iPod House Arrest
Why use an ugly old ankle bracelet, when you can have the chic design of an iPod lojack? You'll be dancing in the streets! (Technically, no farther than 10 feet from the porch.)

iPod Insulin Injector
Medical technology can't get any more hip. Is that "Pour Some Sugar On Me!" I hear? Then it's time for some insulin! Why not create a whole series of medical ipods, such as iPod Colostomy Bag, iPod Dialysis, and iPod Pacemaker (not to be used in conjunction with iPod Microwave).

iPod Stapler
Does your stapler make a boring old "ca-chunk!" noise? There's GOT to be a better way! Wouldn't you rather hear DMX shout "Whaaat?!!!!" every time your papers are stapled? I think your cubicle's street cred just shot through the roof.

iPod Celebrity Child Name Generator
Seeing as how every freaking celeb is having a baby these days, and every stinking one of them manages to name the kyd something ridiculous, it might be good to have a baby name generator to help them out. Put it on shuffle, and name your child according to chance, which can't be any worse (better!) than "Jermajesty."

iPod Nuclear Coolant Flow Regulator
What better way to "regulate" coolant flow than with the sweet sounds of Warren G?

iPod Apache Helicopter
This $40 million dollar 2GB Nano iPod comes attached to a black ops attack helicopter. Battery not replaceable.

iPod Newsie
This iPod is programmed to send hourly news updates with the latest in iPod technology development. Now you won't have to wait to read about the seventeen new iPods that were invented while you were at work. Instead, you'll be first in line at the Apple store! Not good enough? Try the iPod iPodder which simply invents and builds new iPods every day.

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Kittenpants and Franky Pelvis
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