1. Apparently there is some sort of rumor on the internets...
For those of you who can't get enough of that soundbite, here's a website for you.

2. GO TIM RYAN!
Damn. This guy took G.W.B. to school!

3. Someone please offer some proof that Nick Nolte's Diary is real.

Please.

4. There was a time when I thought Kirk Cameron was soooo cute! (I also thought WHAM RAP was a real rap. What the hell did I know? I was 10.)

Go to Kirk's website, and watch a Flash-y Kirk ask you to get interactive: "Hi, it's Kirk. Welcome to THE WAY OF THE MASTER. If you are a Christian, please click "yes". If you are not a Christian, please click "no" - I have an important part of the site I want you to see."

Warning: Clicking "no" sends you STRAIGHT TO HELL!!

5. Was it Thomas Jefferson or Yakov Smirnoff who said, "I love this country!"?

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Links submitted by Matt Tobey, and Sam Forsyth, and from Blacktable.com.

Feel free to submit your own links/comments.