Basketball Johnson
I was trying to remember the NBA on NBC theme song the other night. Every time I started to sing it, my brain would confuse it with the A-Team theme song. So I sent a message to my friend, Will, asking him to sing it for me. Instead of the voice mail I'd hoped for, I got the following text message:

Duh nuh duh nuh da da da da duh nuh duh na duh duh duh na duh na duh na na. Repeat.

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Textown, USA
More text messages from Coach.

"Jared" from Subway just made a personal appearance on my chest.
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The flags in front of Mattress Giant are at half staff.
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That hazing incident at my pool party was fantastic! Thanks for bringing the Jager!
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We are going to have to reshoot your saxophone solo. Your moonlight silhouette looks awkward and forced. Practice your back arches.
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Cindy Sheehan and the Gold Star MILFs
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I wish I could wear all the most humiliating moments of my life under a bandana tied around my neck.

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Kittenpants
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