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More text messages from the Coach

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Update: I've changed my name to "Mr. D." and I'm offering affordable "bodywork" under the blue tarp in the back of my pickup. I'm parked behind CoolBeans.
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I can't believe BTK invented the whopper.
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I've signed up for jihad. See you tomorrow...
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Wolf Blitzer just told me I'm in the "situation room."
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When on a date, my boyfriend and I sit on the same side of the booth together. Send complaints to a rainbow...
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After Nordic Track you go to dinner and tournament.
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In Brazil there are witch doctors who can induce abortion by stamping hard on a pregnant woman's shadow.
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Nell Carter rides Narnia lion over cliff. Co's toast Coronas and smile.
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Stranger and best friend tied my rollerblade laces together. Can't stop spinning in place.
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As planned, the breaks* just went out in my future ex-wife's Acura. Time travel works!!
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Looked thru the window of a parked car and in the passenger seat is a pile of curly fries nestled on top of a bridal dress.
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*Apologies: "breaks" should be read "brakes," as in "brakesdancing."

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