All the love that seventeen syllables can hold.
I like to express my adoration of Defamer and The Superficial in haiku form. I should probably get a job or something.

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Jackson to Snipes: "PUNK!"
"Passenger 57?"
"Not even one snake."

Eleven Million!
Russell Crowe pays out the ass
Throw a phone at ME!

If you file suit each
Time someone calls you homo,
You're probably gay.

At what point can we
Stop caring who and how much
Britney is fucking?

Ha ha, Madonna!
Kabbalah won't save you.
Nor will Kryptonite.

One thing I regret;
I should have taken that job
As Jude Law's nanny.

This is what it means
When Ben Affleck tells Jenny
To sit on his face.

You can go all night
Problem is: you're Tom Sizemore.
Right hand getting tired?

Box office agrees
Wahlberg's first number one hit
Since The Funky Bunch

Maybe the reason
You don't get better roles is
You go by "J-Lo"

Walken will be Prez.
He dances AND won the war
On punctuation.

Someone should have told
Matt LeBlanc that strip clubs
Are full of nude girls.

Photographers are
Arrested at Brad Pitt's place,
And shot at Britney's.

Someone had to show
Anna Nicole how it's done.
Thank you, Courtney Love.

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