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THE DAILY SCOOP
Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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Let Loose the Thetans
We asked a few of our staff members to complete this sample of questions that was developed for auditing Scientology "preclears" (according to RADAR magazine).

Have you driven anyone insane?

Insane with pleasure.

Males. And not in the good way.

I've lost two roommates so far.

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Have you ever killed the wrong person?

Do you mean like "I've made a grevious error in judgment" or "I have shitty aim"? I mean, yes.

I've thought-bombed a whole village before, and later realized they were just dreamz.

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Is anybody looking for you?

I hope so.

No, sadly.

BMG Music Club.

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Have you ever set a poor example?

If you mean peeing on a puppy in front of coworkers to show how to fax properly, then yes.

I look at it as setting an excellent example of doing things poorly.

Only every single day of my life.

 

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