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THE DAILY SCOOP
Friday, June 3, 2005

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Dressing Jobs
Steve Jobs is the CEO of Apple Computer and a leading figure in the computer industry. He's also undressed and needs your help.

I like to put shoes on his knees so he can do his Dorf impression.

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Nice day for a White wedding?
Just a few short weeks after his former girlfriend, Renee Zellweger, tied the knot, Jack White married model Karen Elson on Wednesday.

"Nothing says "I'm totally over you" like making a lifetime committment to James Iha's sloppy seconds."

"It's a good thing Jack Black didn't marry her because then her name would be Karen Black. And then Laura Kightlinger would have to marry Mick Mars so that her eyes would always see who's gonna die at the hands of a killer's hands."

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